did you get home safe?
no i died a few times
You want cookies
You want to fuck
You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Kill them.
Kill them too.
Kill them and eat their cookies.
Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
When my Hungarian roommate ask me if his language is like Chinese or Japanese for other european people…
OReblog if you understand this..
Lord have mercy on you if you dont.
i dont get it
I do! :D
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That the kind of eye-rape that gets you from 0 to 60 in 3.2 seconds.
my thoughts exactly ^
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